The Sucky Outdoors

Story
2:14 Totaldramalego (Chris) Last time on Total Drama Island, the remaining contestants were originally going to do a talent show, but it went nowhere when I was attacked by Sierra...that freak. So I decided she would suffer and be my servant! (Sierra) Can I host now? (Chris) NO! Home school went home after making sexist remarks against his female team members. Who will be next? Find out now on Total Drama Island!

SHARKS FEMALES CABIN
(Eva) Me and Katie worked together and got things done. (Katie) Yep! Almost like BFFs! My other BFF is at home rooting for me. (Heather) Yeah, great, anyways...how about we keep a females alliance? (Eva) No. I don't think we can exactly trust anyone yet. (Izzy) OH COME ON! (Heather) Fine then Eva...have it your way. (Heather) Come on Izzy. Lets go. (Izzy) Izzy's coming!

OUTSIDE
(Heather) Izzy. I got Katie in the alliance. If you join, we can be unstoppable! (Izzy) YEAH!

SHARKS MALES CABIN
(Dj) So Tyler, you wanna go eat? (Tyler) I hate Chef's food, but we gotta eat. (Lightning) Rodney and I ain't coming. (Rodney) But...why? (Lightning) Lightning brought protein bars! (Rodney) AWESOME !

PORCUPINES FEMALES CABIN
(Leshawna) *wakes up* (Zoey) *crying* (Leshawna) Oh boy...what now?! (Zoey) *sniffs* MIKE...CAMERON! (Amy) Ugh...this has got to stop! (Samey) For once I agree! (Gwen) Zoey! Look at me! Im still your friend, right? (Zoey) Well...sure...but not as good as the others... (Staci) ... (Gwen) Excuse me (Zoey) Oh I didn't mean it- (Gwen) Ugh! Done with Chris and his stupid show with stupid idiotic contestants! (Gwen) *leaves cabin* (Leshawna) *stares at Zoey* (Leshawna) Clean yo act. (Zoey) But I didn't- (Leshawna) Shut it!

PORCUPINES MALES CABIN
(Justin) *wakes up* (B) *looks out the window* (Duncan) This cabin is too quiet. (Harold) Yeah.

OUTSIDE
(Chris) Welcome everyone! (Leshawna) Chris...Im tired! (Zoey) So am I! (Leshawna) Don't agree with me. (Zoey) I said I didn't mean it! (Leshawna) Well I DO! (Zoey) Grrr... (Leshawna) Bring it, redhead! (Chris) WOAH! (Chris) You all will be staying in the woods like in Total Drama's first season. But this time, no maps, supplies, or food. (Eva) WHAT!? (Chris) Sorry...not...now go ahead. LEAVE! (Sierra) OH CAN I COMPETE WITH THEM!? (Chris) You can supervise Redhead and weavehead. (Sierra) YAY! (Chris) But you're not competing. (Sierra) Awww...

SHARKS
(Katie) Eva hold on! I stepped on something and it went through my foot! *checks foot and sees it bleeding* (Eva) Hurry up! (Katie) I HAVE A HOLE IN MY FOOT! Calm down! (Eva) Whatever. Im leaving! (Katie) WAIT! (Eva) Then hurry up! (Katie) *hops to Eva* (Katie) Okay. Lets go. (Eva) Wait...where's the team? (Katie) Not sure... (Eva) I SHOULD SLAP YOU! (Katie) AH! *Trips* (Eva) GET UP! (Katie) I CAN'T! (Eva) YOU AREN'T HELPING! _______________________________________________________ (DJ) We should stay here. (Heather) We're missing Eva and Katie. (Izzy) I CAN GO FIND THEM! (DJ) Go. In Total Drama Island we lost Sadie and Katie and ended up losing.

PORCUPINES
(Sierra) So if we lose, who will we vote out? (Gwen) Uh...you aren't competing. (Duncan) Come on,lets stop in that patch of grass. (Leshawna (Leshawna) Zoey, go sit somewhere else... (Zoey) Why?! (Gwen) Okay Leshawna. Stop. (Zoey) Yeah. Stop! (Duncan) Will you all shut up? (Harold) Yeah! It's getting on my- (Duncan) You too Houdini. (Justin) Since me and Duncan are the men of the group, we're gonna go get some wood for a fire. (Duncan) Uh uh. I let us here. You can. (Justin) Alright...my sexy face better not be ruined.

SHARKS
(Katie) *hopping on one foot* Maybe we can find a shelter, like a cave! (Eva) Shut up! (Katie) *Confessional* Eva's attitude back there was rude and uncalled for. I tried to help and she kept yelling at me. Some friend... (Eva) Fine...we can look for a cave. (Katie) Okay. ____________________________ (Izzy) KATIE! EVA! (Izzy) *runs back to the team* (Izzy) Izzy can't find them! (Heather) Great! Eva's probably eating Katie right now! (DJ) Woah. No need to get mad Heather. (Lightning) Yeah. Listen to Lightning. He will lead the way to the girls. (Heather) Uh...no. We aren't going out to look for them. (Tyler) We aren't leaving them! (Heather) We need to sleep! (DJ) Alright everyone! We can calm down. Lets just sleep and look in the morning.

PORCUPINES
(Staci) Andisinfvvfgbkngfb... (Duncan) *wakes up* What is that sound! (Justin) It's Staci. She's trying to lie again, but it isn't working...apparently. (Duncan) How does that wizard doofus do that, but not help us win? (Gwen) *gets up* (Justin) Gwen? (Gwen) *walks away* (Duncan) Where is she going!? (Justin) I'll be right back!

SHARKS
(Katie) *points* Look! A cave! (Eva) Come on! (Katie) *looks at foot* I think it's infected! (Eva) Cool. Now come on! (Katie) *hops to the cave* ___________________________________________

PORCUPINES
(Justin) GWEN! (Gwen) *Stops and turns around* WHAT THE... (Justin) What are you doing?! (Gwen) I was GOING to quit! (Justin) QUIT?! (Justin) But I was just getting to know you! I...felt something between us! (Gwen) You've like...never talked to me. (Justin) I've been too afraid. (Gwen) *blushes* Okay. I won't quit.

NEXT MORNING
(Heather) GET UP! COME ON! WE NEED TO GET TO CAMP! (Dj) *gets up* My back...ow! (Rodney) Come on! (Izzy) *Starts walking* I SEE CAMP! (Heather) Already?! (Izzy) Yeah!

PORCUPINES
(Duncan) *walking* Come on team! I can see the cabins! (Justin) Maybe we should run... (Amy) Yeah! COME ON SAMEY RUN! (Samey) OKAY OKAY!

SHARKS
(Heather) *crosses the finish line* WE WON! (Chris) *counts* You're missing 2, (DJ) KATIE AND EVA! (Duncan) *runs out of the woods with his teammates* (Chris) THE PORCUPINES WIN! ____________________________________________________________ (Katie) *wakes up* Hey! The sun is out! (Eva) COME ON! *runs out of the cave towards the cabins* (Katie) *hopping behind her*

ELIMINATION
(Chris) The votes tonight are interesting, so Im gonna read them. One vote for Katie. Another vote for Katie. ANOTHER vote for Katie. A vote for Eva. There's another vote for Eva. Again, a vote for Eva. The next two votes are for the same person, and that person is... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Chris) ...EVA! (Katie) *goes up to grab her marshmallow* (Eva) WHAT! (Heather) How does that alliance sound NOW, Eva? (Eva) You little- (Chef) Come on girly. *picks up Eva* (Chris) Who will be the next to go? Will Zoey and Leshawna keep fighting? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!