Not So Happy Campers

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4:29 Totaldramalego (Chris) Yo! Its Chris McLean! Im comin' to you live from camp Wawanakwa! (Chef) Yeah! Thats. Right! (Chris) I never told you to talk. Anyways, Total Drama ended. but Total Drama Universe, the spin off series, will be starting now! (theme song) (Chris) Now that we are back, the teens are here! (Chris) Let's welcome Cameron! (Cameron) Wow! An island! I have never been on an island before! And according to- (Chris) Blah blah blah. (Chris) Next is Staci! (Staci) Yeah! My great great great grandfather invented television shows! (Chris) Really? (Staci) Yeah! My ancestors created everything! (Chris) Then Im guessing no. (Staci) Rude! (Chris) Next is Izzy! (Izzy) Woohoo! On an island! Bringin the jam! (Chris) Uh...yeah... (Katie) OHHHH! This island is so pretty! (Chris) When did I welcome you? (Katie) Well I just wanted to see the island. (Chris) Fine. This is Katie! (Chris) And next is Heather! (Heather) *steps on the dock* Ew...these losers are going to be a piece of cake! (Chris) Not too shabby... (Heather) Aren't you like...50? (Chris) No! (Chris) Anyways, next is Eva! (Eva) REVENGE! I CANT WAIT UNTIL BRIDGETTE STEPS ONTO THE DOCK FOR A KNUCKLE SANDWICH! (Chris) Um...Bridgette won't be returning this season. (Eva) UGH! Jerk Chris! (Chris) And next is Courtney! (Courtney) Yes. I am returning to this new series to win. (Staci) But like...are you sure? Because Im pretty sure I will win. (Courtney) Yeah...in your dreams blabber mouth. (Chris) And finally a male! Lightning! (Lightning) Hey Chris! Im gonna win win win and climb to the sha-top! (Chris) And Rodney! (Rodney) H-h-h-hey ladies! (Heather) Pf! Ew! (Rodney) So...beautiful! (Chris) And DJ! (DJ) Yo Chris! It's great to be back and not have a curse. (Chris) That's uh...reassuring! (DJ) Nice! (Chris) And Tyler! (Tyler) Awesome ! Im returning for this awesome season! (Chris) And Gwen! (Gwen) Great. Courtney and Heather. My BFFs. (Heather) Go jump in a hole! (Chris) And Leshawna! (Leshawna) Yo wassup Chris! (Rodney) So pretty! (Leshawna) Aw yeah! (Chris) Along with Zoey! (Zoey) Hi Cameron! Mike isn't here... (Heather) Good. You all were too friendly too each other. (Zoey) That was mean. (Cameron) Yeah! Me and Zoey are friends! (Heather) Great losers...I never asked. (Chris) And the fighting twins Samey and Amy! (Samey) *Pulling Amy's hair) GET OFF! (Amy) *Pulling Samey's hair* NO! YOU! (Chris) Ezekiel is next! (Ezekiel) Yo yo! The cool est man ever is here! (Leshawna) *rolls eyes* (Chris) And B! (B) ... (Duncan) Hey. Im next. This is gonna be fun, messing with campers. (Chris) Wait til I give you a cue! (Duncan) I don't wait. (Chris) *sighs* Anyways (Courtney) HURRY UP! (Chris) Ok! Next is Leonard! (Leonard) Ancestrious Bastrious! (Staci) What about my ancestors? (Leonard) I put a spell on you! NOW YOU CAN NEVER LIE! (Staci) Yes I can! (Staci) My...uh...um...uh...jacket is pink! (Amy) How did this loser actually do a trick? (Lightning) He learned it from the best...Lightning! (Leonard) You all must treat me with the most respect! (Staci) Take that spell off! (Leonard) Nope. (Chris) Next is Justin! (Justin) Ahhh..Im soo hot! (Leshawna) Yeah... (Rodney) *Confessional* I can't let Justin take all of the girls! (Chris) And last is...Harold! (Harold) I can run as fast as a jaguar if I wanted! (Gwen) And why should we care? (Harold) You will want to pick me on your team. (Chris) Wait...Im picking teams. (Chris) So on the Super Sharks is: Izzy, Katie, Heather, Eva, Courtney, Lightning, Cameron, Rodney, DJ, and Tyler! (Chris) And on the Perfect Porcupines: Gwen, Staci, LeShawna, Zoey, Samey, Amy, Ezekiel, B, Duncan, Leonard, Harold, and Justin! (Courtney) Umm...you did the math wrong. (Chris) No...I didn't. I just want one team to be smaller. (DJ) Aw. (Chris) Your challenge is the same as TDI. Jump off of the cliff! (Cameron) C-C-CLIFF?! (Chris) Yep! (Cameron) No way! (Chris) You could quit! (Cameron) No! I will win this. And if you multiply- (Heather) Less talking and more jumping!

CLIFF
(Chris) Some of you will have to sit out...sorry (Chris) So...Gwen and- (Cameron) Let me too! (Chris) No. It's Staci. (Cameron) Aww... (Gwen) Okay...I'm fine with that. (Staci) Yeah. I can't even swim. (Leonard) She isn't lying... (Staci) *rolls eyes* (Chris) Up first...the Porcupines! (Leshawna) Eh...I did it once and will do it again! (Leshawna) *runs and jumps* (Zoey) I can't jump! After Mike got bit by a shark last year on vacation, I can't! (Chris) Ok. Wear a chicken hat! (Zoey) *puts a hat on* (Amy) Stupid red he- *is pushed by Samey* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Samey) Yay! Ha! *jumps* AHHH! (Courtney) I never jumped and I won't jump again...I still have that condition... (Cameron) NO WAY! I AM NOT- *Is pushed by Heather* EEEEEEEHHHHHH (Heather) *jumps* LOSERS! (Ezekiel) B! Lets jump together! (B) *nods head* (Ezekiel) *jumps with B* (Lightning) AW YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps* (Rodney) LESHAWNA!!!!!!!! *Jumps* (DJ) *jumps* AHHHH! MOMMA!!!!!! (Chris) SHARKS! STOP JUMPING! SINCE YOU DID THAT, YOU HAVE TO JUMP AGAIN AT YOUR TURN! (Gwen) *Jumps* Woohooo! (Chris) You didn't have to jump Gwen! (Chris) It's not counting anyways... (Harold) Rodney! You won't take my Leshawna! *jumps* (Justin) *jumps* Soooo hot... (Leonard) *jumps* BITSTYYYYYYYYWOOOOO (Duncan) Woohooo! This is awesome ! (Chris) Okay! 9 points for the Porcupines! Sharks are up! (Izzy) *pulls Katie* WOOHOO! (Katie) AHHHHHHHHHHH! (Tyler) Wooooooo! *jumps* (DJ) AHHHH! (Rodney) *Jumps* AHHHHHHHH! IM SCAREDDDDD (Eva) *jumps* Wow. This sucks. (Cameron) IM NOT JUMPING! (Cameron) I don't care if I was pushed. (Cameron) But Im not jumpin-*Lightning pushes Cameron* (Lightning) *AHHHHHHH!* (Eva) Come on Courtney! Jump! (Courtney) UENFJD... *looks over cliff and falls off* (Chris) Since she fell...it does NOT count! (Chris) It seems to be a tie... (Chris) Courtney and Zoey must race to jump! (Zoey) *frowns* Aww... (Courtney) Dont jump Zoey...let me (Zoey) Yeah...no! *jumps* (Courtney) UGH! (Chris) And the Porcupines win! (Cameron) Well the square root of- (Eva) SHUT UP!

ELIMINATION
(Chris) Send your votes! (Izzy) Well...gotta vote for you!You didn't even try! (Katie) Umm...say it in your confessional! (Katie) *Confessional* Sorry dude, but it's not like you tried... (Heather) I hated you anyways... (Eva) *Confessional* You are going home, stupid brat... (Courtney) *Confessional* It's obvious... (Lightning) She's the better pick to be honest...sorry bro... (Cameron) *Confessional* I have to vote her! (Rodney) I can't STAND him! (DJ) *Confessional* That chick's gotta go... (Tyler) *Confessional* I'm sorry dude...but you don't seem like you want to be a part of the team... (Chris) The votes are in! (Chris) If I call your name, you're safe... (Chris) Tyler, DJ, Katie, Rodney, Izzy, Lightning, Heather, and Eva! (Courtney) Wha...what?! (Cameron) ME?! (Chris) The last one safe tonight is... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Courtney. (Courtney) Phew! (Cameron) What?! Awwww... (Chris) Sorry Cam... (Cameron) Bye traitors! *walks away* (Chris) Who will fight next? What events will reveal an elimination? What friendships will be made? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!